Chyortik's wound. #2

Jokes and my old posts about the Chyortik aside, his wound has only gotten bigger!!! You know where to donate.

Abandoned Scenarios.

XX5 Laboratory
Ep.1 - You're hired!

Participants:
- Mild
- Malice

Scenario:
*Mild rides the bus*
*bus approaches the bridge*
*Mild approaches Malice*
M- Hey, I... will be your new employee in your... awesome laboratory.
ME - Okay, show me the documents.
M- I'll find it right now... Here, hold it, please.
ME- Were the documents falsified?
M- What? Falsified? Of course not! I spent 5 years studying in college on purpose?!
*scene where Mild forges documents*
ME- Well, well, let's see...
*Malice turns on the UV light in his left prosthetic eye; Malice understands that the document is real*
ME - Okay, please sign.
*Mild signs*
ME - Okay, you're hired!
M- What?

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Mild Rage (story dedicated to fuck-off school)

Scene 1:
Mild, a quiet and shy student, sits at his desk in class. His classmates bully him, make fun of him and insult him.
Scene 2:
Mild tries to ignore the bullies, but their bullying becomes more and more aggressive. He feels left out and alone.
Scene 3:
One day, when his classmates begin to bully him again, Mild feels something change in him. He suddenly feels strength and determination.
Scene 4:
Mild slowly raises his hand and takes his pen. Soon he fatally thrusts his pen into the carotid artery of the offender, and the rest of the children are in complete shock.
Scene 5:
Opening his fist, Mild points his hand towards his classmate. Mild begins to hit, and soon the fatal blow is the sticking of a pen into the forehead of the second offender.
Scene 6:
The rest of his classmates realize that Mild is not a weak point, and begin to develop a sense of respect for Mild. They realize their mistakes and ask for forgiveness.
Scene 7:
But Mild doesn’t care anymore, and out of rage he begins to look at everyone with a dead look with white glowing eyes.
Scene 8:
And immediately there is shaking in the office, and the electricity is cut out everywhere (in the school). 

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"Mildewed" - there was supposed to be some kind of daring series where me (Mild) and Sergio had to do some strange thing that came into their heads. I’ll talk about one episode that I didn’t have the patience to finish - "How the Grimace Shake is Made."

Plot: Sergio approaches Mild's apartment and offers to go to McDonald's (the characters live in Russia in a remote area where no one goes out and mock polite passers-by; you haven't forgotten that McDonald's was closed in Russia?). To which Mild says that it was closed, and Sergio says that it is located at the blue stall (all the stalls in that area are blue), and a dispute arises about the stall, “where is it?”, and the same type. Still, after an argument, they go to the same McDonald's, and they still find him. They meet the antagonist of the series, Danil, who works as a cashier. Mild, in slight shock, shoots Danil. Sergio, looking at the dead body, got scared, and Mild decides to change into a cashier’s costume and speak in a squeaky voice, like Danil’s. Mild looks for a map of the building and heads to the service room with Sergio. They think that Sergio is some random person who had the idea to go into the service room, everything turns out that Sergio is a friend of the cashier who works as an entrepreneur, and that the people in the service room agree to go further. Mild became interested in how they make Grimace Shake - a killer drink. They enter the office “EXECUTION OF GRIMACE” and see that Grimace is being castrated. It turns out that the blueberries in the Grimace Shake drink contained the victims' genitals. And our main heroes have an attack of horror. End.

I know, it's completely fucked up, and it's just one episode.

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"Lawless World" was supposed to be a series, the characters were not Mild and Sergio, but Vlad (my name) and Sergei (his name).

Plot: They enter an abandoned (mental) hospital, and going into one room (where the psychos were) they find tapes and a doll with Elias written on its torso. There were two cassettes: the first was an advertisement for a doll; and the second - where the creators of the doll say how happy children will be when the doll with glowing white eyes shoots. They are shocked, and looking at the doll, its eyes began to shine, and the heroes run away from the hospital. They escaped, but the doll is still looking for a way to catch the heroes. Sergei decides to shoot an RPG at a hospital with a rabid doll, and that’s the end of it.

Did you think there would be a bad ending? Not this time!

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I wanna to say that all these scenarios were written by me. The second part of Abandoned Scenarios – idk I think not 'cause I found only these out of all the scenarios on the computer.

 

Stop donate for Chyortik's wound treatments.

Today, I went out into the yard, looked at my kittens, and saw the healing wound of my recently mentioned cat, Chyortik. I can say that donations are not needed, Chyortik’s wound is healing itself. It seemed to me that he had a fatal disease and I was very worried.

IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!!

This is our cat - Chyortik.

He is quite sociable, meows, and loves to hunt.

But recently we found a wound in the area of the upper back of his hind paw.

And it is increasing. This leads to the fact that we may lose such a beautiful kitten.

Donation link: https://www.donationalerts.com/c/vladmildewy

"ODDY OST" ON BANDCAMP!

Huzzah! Oddy's soundtrack was published on my Bandcamp!

Wait, before you buy, give me the opportunity to connect your paypal wallet.

before music exam / 001

Translation:

This day came. I need to go to music school. And today, during this week, there will be an exam for five days - weekdays. You can come on any of these weekdays. And you know, while I was fucking practicing my “golden grove” yesterday and today, you won’t believe what a severe tremor I had from an error in one note, when I play something wrong. That's it - I have tremors and fever. Well, this is such bullshit with me, in my body. Well, somehow I can explain it, maybe it’s in the body. So I have no idea at all.

My school year is over!

So, my school year is over.
What are the results of the subjects and I'll tell the stories:

Let's start with the most banal and boring items:

Algebra - I am strong in arithmetic problems: square and cube of sums and differences, systems of equations - were easy! And in class I stupidly didn’t do anything; I wasn’t called to write at the blackboard.

English - everything is simple here, since part of the Russian population wants to leave, they learn foreign languages - and the simplest example of learning a foreign language was school, and at school, in addition to Russian, there was also English. The teacher is good, so I will say, he doesn’t give a lot of homework, and in principle I like it. 

Technology - many Russians remember this subject with “stools” and “birdhouses”. The 5th grade with this subject passed stupidly on some wooden crafts, just like the 6th. With the arrival of 7th grade, new extracurricular activities came to school, and the most important highlight of the program is robotics (I didn’t go there; it was taught by a technology teacher). Our technology teacher had a laptop. Before the new Digmas arrived, our group of boys (and the other half doing crafts) worked on an old Samsung laptop, which has a Pentium CPU with a GPU built into the processor. Even with this crap we managed to make Blender projects. Here are examples of my work from school:

Social studies - this subject was taught to us by a history teacher, who (it seemed like this only started happening in the 7th grade) was in a hurry to tell the notes! And she was in a hurry to get to a fucking teachers' meeting! The subject appeared in the 6th grade, and they taught us that friends are good, social phobes are idiots, let them all die, bullying is normal behavior for children (maybe I’m exaggerating, but it was only about society). In the 7th grade we got other textbooks about laws, rights, crimes, and others that I don’t remember. The most boring subject was social studies!

Music (as a school subject) - we were simply told about composers, given tests, but there were no tests - never!

P.E. - boring, just boring! I don't see the point in it.

More difficult subjects:

Russian - we were taught 2.5 grades by a mediocrity who didn't teach Russian for shit. Just “rewrite the rules from the textbook”! Then, from the winter of 2024, we had a professional teacher, to whom I will lay a monument as a sign of gratitude. She explained the rules in her own way, gave examples, the rules from the textbook were NOT NEEDED! Sometimes she gave tests to find out who understood what or did not understand. For the entire 7th grade with her (the new teacher) there was ONLY ONE ESSAY! She understood that she couldn’t be so rude with the new class, and gave only one essay, it was a blast! But the rules had to be learned, and for answering at the board, orally or in writing, you could get a mark. I almost got a C in the quarter, and she knew that I could do better and let me correct my grade.

Physics - laboratory tests were interesting, although tedious. There were problems with parts of mathematics, but at the end of the school year, interest in this subject began to disappear. And during physics lessons I played on my phone. And I copied the last test paper >:)

Probability and statistics (yes, such a thing exists) are a mixture of algebra and geometry. Frequency, arithmetic mean, Euler graph theorem. Hmm, this should have been classified as one of the most boring subjects...

Difficult subjects:

Geometry - SIGNS OF EQUALITY OF TRIANGLES, THEOREMS, PROOFS, I'M AFRAID IF I TAKE THE EXAM IN MATHEMATICS THEN THERE WILL DEFINITELY BE GEOMETRY WHICH I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!!!

2day is a victory day! (great for russians holiday)

Dear friends!

Today we celebrate one of the most important and revered holidays - Victory Day! May 9 is the day when we honor the memory of those who fought and sacrificed their lives in the name of freedom and peace. This day is filled with pride, respect and gratitude to those who defended the Motherland during the most difficult period of history.

For Russia, Victory Day has special significance. This is a symbol of memory of the heroism of the people, of unity and strength of spirit, of the unbending will to victory. The Great Patriotic War became a test that united the country and people in the fight against fascism. The celebration of May 9 in Russia is not only a memory of the past, but also a history lesson that reminds us of the price of peace and freedom.

May this day be filled with bright memories, pride for the feats of our ancestors and hope for a peaceful future. We remember, honor and thank all those who gave their lives for our future. Happy Great Victory Day!

Sincerely,
Vlad Mildewy.

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Welcome here!

 

Welcome here!

You can follow all sorts of other stuff from me here (Vlad Mildewy).

My interests:

Favorite genres of music:

I am only addicted to chiptune, recently (2024/04/13) I got hooked on "Soft Blues". I don’t think I’ll be able to somehow fall in love with this genre.

I also liked rock (only one song, "Deftones – Change", which I managed to hear in an old Newgrounds animation.

Favorite TV series:

"Paul" by Reffitz on Newgrounds. About Paul's adventures and stuff like that. It seems to me that the characters and plot of the episodes were drawn in the Reffitz comics, but we will never know.

"Urusei Yatsura" is not an anime, but it’s fucked up - I liked it not only because of Lum’s teasing, it has a fucking plot. I'm waiting for all the episodes of season 2 to be published, I watched all of season 1.

I like "Salad Fingers" as a Newgrounds classic - the art is perfect.

Games I like:

PS2 (Ape Escape 3);
Warface (a childhood game, I’ve been playing since 2016);
Redmatch 2 (I started playing this masterpiece in the summer of 2023);
Brawl Stars (as a waste of time i like it, but there is a certain excitement in the role of the game);
Atari 800 (Alf in Color Caves; Miner 2049er; Frogger; Track & Field;
Donkey Kong; Mickey in Great Outdoors), NES (Tengen Tetris, Mario: Donkey Kong, Mario Bros., Super Mario Bros.), etc. (I love 8-bit games, just classics!);
Half-Life (1998) (classic 3D shooter that I like).

My hobbies:

synthesizer – I study with a wonderful teacher (I won’t say his full name), he’s friendly, we communicate sometimes.

Music - I do it on OpenMPT, out of boredom or just because.

Animate – I make animations and post them on YouTube (rarely) and Newgrounds (most often).